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DUMBLEDORE Yes, yes, welcome to another magical year at Hogwarts. And a very special welcome to my favorite student, Mr. Harry Potter. He killed Voldemort when he was just a baby, he's even got that little lightning scar on his forehead to prove it! And another very special welcome to our newest addition to Gryffindor, Mr. Ginny--excuse me--Mrs. Ginny Weasley! GINNY Yeah, I'm a girl, and um also, aren't we supposed to be sorted by the sorting hat? DUMBLEDORE Well, um, a funny thing happened to the sorting hat. He actually got hitched with another piece of enchanted magical clothing. So he and the scarf of sexual preference aren't going t

AVPM Script. Act 1 Scene 2 GINNY Ron! You're supposed to take me to Madam Malkin's with you and use those sickles Mom gave you for my robe fitting! HARRY Who's this? RON This is stupid little dumb sister Ginny, she's a freshman. Ginny, this is Harry. Harry Potter. This is Harry Potter. GINNY You're Harry Potter! You're The Boy Who Lived! HARRY Yeah. And you're Ginny. GINNY It's Ginevra. HARRY Cool. Ginny's fine. RON Stupid sister! [claps hands above her head] GINNY Aah! RON Don't crowd the famous friend. HERMIONE Do you guys hear music or something? HARRY Music? What are you talking about? RON Yeah, someone's comin

AVPM Script. Act 1 Scene 1 HARRY UNDERNEATH THESE STAIRS I HEAR THE SNEERS AND FEEL THE GLARES OF MY COUSIN, MY UNCLE AND MY AUNT. I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW CRUEL THEY ARE AND IT STINGS MY LIGHTNING SCAR TO KNOW THEY'LL NEVER, EVER GIVE ME WHAT I WANT. I KNOW I DON'T DESERVE THESE STUPID RULES MADE BY THE DURSLEYS HERE ON PRIVET DRIVE I CAN'T TAKE ALL OF THESE MUGGLES BUT DESPITE ALL OF MY STRUGGLES... I'M STILL ALIVE I'M SICK OF SUMMER AND THIS WAITING AROUND MAN, IT'S SEPTEMBER AND I'M SKIPPING THIS TOWN HEY IT'S NO MYSTERY THERE'S NOTHING HERE FOR ME NOW I GOTTA GET BACK TO HOGWARTS I GOTTA GET BACK TO SCHOOL I GOTTA GET MY